Tuesday, July 8, 2014

Wrestling is Fake and Gay

For my birthday my girlfriend bought me tickets to WWE Money in the Bank. As soon as I got them I asked if she was coming with me. She said yeah but I could tell the resistance in her voice. Ive been a life long fan, her not so much. "Isn't it fake? I don't understand how you could be entertained by that"





 Cut to a Sunday night at the garden during the opening match and one particular spot where Luke Harper kicks one of the Usos in the face like he owed him years of child support.
                                 "There's no way that was fake"


             As much as she will deny if you her ask she's a fan now.

 Unless you're talking about this guy
                              Or that guy. Its one of the Ortons




I'm smart enough to know that the story lines are just that stories I know the winner is pre-determined well in advance.    
                                 
                                              Well most of it is




Wrasslin has been a part of my life for as long as I can remember and hearing my son run around saying "WHATCHA GUNNA DO BROTHER" makes me feel like a kid again. On the other hand when he runs around saying "You cant see me" I die a little inside, not that John Cena isn't a decent guy its just that gimmick is done also he's no Ric Flair.




                                           WOOOOOOOOOO!
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  1. AngelaJuly 8, 2014 at 8:36 AM

    "Mommy, do you want it cold, or stone cold??"
    "Do you like Roman Reigns, Mommy? I can't decide if he's good or bad."

    Two things that teach me that he thinks "you can't see me" is cool, but doesn't subscribe to Cena's bullshit. Good thing, cause I hate that prick.

    Still.not.a.fan.*

    *unless Randy Orton is on. He's delicious.

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