LOOTCRATE.....the less than epic unboxing

So I kept seeing these ads of Facebook for this thing called Lootcrate. Being kind of a geek I figured I'd check it out. Looking online I find out this thing is legit  pay them a few bucks a month they send you a box of stuff  sounds fair. I signed up and shortly after I get an email telling my that this months theme is villains........perfect.  that was a little while ago  I almost forgot about it until I got home from the zoo today and there's a big black box in the mail. At first I wasn't sure if someone had discretely sent me some sex toys but then I saw the logo on it.

I mean it looks more like LOOT smallish box  but I'm not complaining

                      

So after the little dude and I finished lunch it was time to open this mother fucker up.

I see where this is going

I just realized I look like I may be pooping in one of this pictures. I assure you I am not.

Ok back at it 

Son of a bitch, that's it I'm not fucking around anymore I want my shit

Ahh that did it

Is it weird that I'm slightly hard

H O L Y M O T H E R O F F U C K

So whats in the crate? 

More than I thought there would be.

An AWESOME shirt it combines The Joker and Loki into one crazy villain JOKI

whoa a shirt purchased online that actually fits

Two Sweet DC posters

No Joke. I might get these things framed

An exclusive Rocket Raccoon comic I'm sure is because of the upcoming Guardians of the Galaxy movie.

Finally I can start my Rocket Collection...

Darth Vader key chain

and some generic pin

Deadpool socks,Bowser magnet, and DC Villains documentary

I'm Actually pumped for that DVD

I don't know if I will actually wear those socks, who am I kidding I will.

I love documentaries and I love villains so I'm genuinely pumped to watch it considering I cant watch 24 because the lady is out of town. And everyone can use more magnets. All in all I am Quite impress with the items I received and I'm not planning on canceling yet.

Just the T shirt alone(that actually fits) is worth the price in my opinion.

All jokes aside the package was a good size and very easy to open. Loot crate kept me up to date on when the package would ship and  I actually received it on Saturday when the tracking said it would arrive Monday. Every month they have a new theme and the contents of the box all coincide with the theme.

If you're into things like this or even just need a new T shirt every month I would recommend Lootcrate. there's all sorts of discount codes you can find online.

click this:

Loot Crate

DISCLAIMER: The Lootcrate itself was pretty epic. it was my unboxing that was slightly sub par.

I have in no way been paid or compensated for this review I just happened to buy something and enjoy it

Wrestling is Fake and Gay

For my birthday my girlfriend bought me tickets to WWE Money in the Bank. As soon as I got them I asked if she was coming with me. She said yeah but I could tell the resistance in her voice. Ive been a life long fan, her not so much. "Isn't it fake? I don't understand how you could be entertained by that"

 Cut to a Sunday night at the garden during the opening match and one particular spot where Luke Harper kicks one of the Usos in the face like he owed him years of child support.

                                 "There's no way that was fake"

             As much as she will deny if you her ask she's a fan now.

 Unless you're talking about this guy

                              Or that guy. Its one of the Ortons




I'm smart enough to know that the story lines are just that stories I know the winner is pre-determined well in advance.    
                                 
                                              Well most of it is




Wrasslin has been a part of my life for as long as I can remember and hearing my son run around saying "WHATCHA GUNNA DO BROTHER" makes me feel like a kid again. On the other hand when he runs around saying "You cant see me" I die a little inside, not that John Cena isn't a decent guy its just that gimmick is done also he's no Ric Flair.




                                           WOOOOOOOOOO!