Secondly this fucking lady in the commercials sprinting through a store at full speed on black Friday further perpetuates what everyone in retail has been spending years to stop. ITS NOT OK TO DO THAT. People can get hurt. And if they do fuck them they deserve it for not using an ounce of common sense.
Next: tell your whiny kid to shut the fuck up. Seriously life is hard you don't always get what you want. Get a fucking helmet and deal with it.
Christmas present for your animal? Seriously people? If it wasn't for society telling us not to our "pets" would be part of out "lunch". Not to mention its not going to get you a present unless you count shiting in some dark corner of your house and leaving it for you to find like some demented Easter bunny. Wait wrong holiday
. Also just because Jesus was really born in July doesn't mean we need to start celebrating his "December birthday" in July. Seriously. If you started celebrating your birthday 5 months early people would punch you A LOT. And frankly you'd deserve it pompous ass. Now the rest of the holidays are just a speed bump on the road to Christmas. And if you think about it what's so good about Christmas. Most everything is closed there's nothing good on TV (with the exception of A Christmas story. "You'll shoot your eye out kid". Love that movie).
And another thing. What's the big deal about where you park? Seriously you two fucks bickering over a spot are going to revert to sub-human CHUDS and begin a fist fight to prove what? Which one of you can get arrested first? Who loves their family the most by getting the closest parking spot?
Who gives a shit where you park its Christmas time. You should be home fighting off the urge to eat your dog watching KISS saves Santa and ignoring your whiny ass kids. Just saying.
